Another solid week in the books! Apparently, Arby’s decided to go all out on promoting their lackluster steak nuggets by choosing to sponsor a one-time publicity stunt that sounds great on paper but ultimately concludes in very underwhelming fashion – pun intended. The relationship between ESPN and Sark appears to be as stable as Kim and Kanye. Meanwhile Sark’s golden-ish ticket, Arch, should really consider investing some NIL coin on a PR firm after forgetting a press conference isn’t the same thing as a private twitch stream with the boys.
Week 3 Pro Tips:
- Is Kansas State the most disrespected team in college football? They’ve outscored their opponents 105-10 in the first 2 weeks. Sure, you can make the “who have they played” argument, but have you looked at their schedule? You should be asking ‘who will they play’ because the highest ranked team on the list is #22! Consider a future on the Cats before it’s too late and enjoy the best post game videos on the internet.
- Just when everyone has written off Okie state, they go full undertaker and pull off a stunner in Stillwater. Could it have been Oregon telegraphing their plays? Honestly, who cares? The ducks are cooked and apparently also very thirsty despite Dan Lanning’s call to action.
- John Mateer took smattering of criticism this week and fellow Sooner QB alum, Baker Mayfield, felt the full impact. In response to the tough week, OU released a video of John putting in extra work on his throws this week.
TOS GAME OF THE WEEK
#7 LSU (-2.5) at #8 Ole Miss 6:30PM CST ABC
What we like about this game: We’re talking about KD returning to OKC, Cersei Lannister’s walk of atonement, and Kevin McCallister after tackling Buzz for taking the last slice of cheese pizza all rolled into one 3 hour session of death glares, ridicule, and animosity that could only come from the deep south.
What we love about this game: This is arguably the most anticipated regular season college football game of all time. The hype videos are next level, the preparation gimmicks are bonkers, and new rules for fans are being made up on the fly. This is going to be Ludacris!